March 2012
“i have self-diagnosed insomnia and self-diagnosed OCD and self-diagnosed...”
– annoying 14 year old girls (also known as “fags”)
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Me: W-would you be my valentine?
Poster of band member:
Me: PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Poster of band member:
Me: *sobs*
Husband: Why are you talking to that poster of me and my old band?
February 2012
When someone brutally insults you and you don't...
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